I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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