toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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