I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
