My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
home. puking in laundry basket.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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