Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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