Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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