I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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