More tranny stories later!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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