Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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