Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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