i just wanna soil my oats bro
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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