I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
This toilet bowl is my home.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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