I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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