So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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