I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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