you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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