I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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