I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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