can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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