wat bout pragnant strippers??
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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