Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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