he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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