Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize
