She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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