Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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