You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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