I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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