Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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