so that wasnt chicken after all
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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