You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I would fuck him just for his dog
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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