Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
