if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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