i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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