im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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