You're my little dorito
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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