I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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