Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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