Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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