that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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