Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He better not be in your backpack
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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