dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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