I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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