Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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