I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
