did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
They have beer where we have blood.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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