Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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