Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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