Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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