Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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