Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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