ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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