Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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