these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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