it hurts more in the daytime
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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