I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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